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Eat Miles. Spit Ass-Phalt: Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

$46.99
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You don't run the road. You consume it.

The Eat Miles. Spit Ass-Phalt crewneck is for the runner who doesn't negotiate with distance — not even when it's cold, dark, and every sensible person is still under a blanket. Miles are not a challenge. They're a meal. You wake up, lace up, and get to work. The pavement is just the thing between you and the finish line, and you've never met a stretch of road you couldn't handle. Wear it to the expo, to packet pickup, to the post-race brunch where you're already planning the next one.

Wear it on the track. Wear it on the road. Wear it so the asphalt knows what's coming.

Product Details:

  • Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester | Heather colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
  • Soft, mid-weight fleece — built for finish line celebrations and early morning miles
  • Classic crewneck fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
  • Runs true to size
  • Machine washable

Miles eaten. Asphalt spit. Repeat. 👟

FAQ

What sizes do you offer?

Our apparel runs true to size and is available in a range of sizes from XS to 3XL depending on the style. Check the size chart on each product page for exact measurements.

How do I care for my Sole Runner® gear?

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the graphic.

How long does shipping take?

All orders are processed within 2–5 business days. Since products are made to order, your item is printed and fulfilled specifically for you. US shipping takes 5–10 business days after processing. You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.

What is your return policy?

We have a 30-day return policy. Items must be unworn, unused, with tags, and in original packaging. To start a return, contact us at drlaw00@gmail.com. Note: custom printed-on-demand items cannot be returned unless defective or damaged. If there's an issue with your order, we'll make it right.

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