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I Only Break For Cars, Trucks, Beers, Wines, Coffee, Tea, and Rums: Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee
Quantity
XS / Black - $30.08
XS / Military Green - $30.08
XS / Navy - $30.08
XS / White - $30.08
S / Asphalt - $30.08
S / Athletic Heather - $30.08
S / Black - $30.08
S / Cardinal - $30.08
S / Dark Grey Heather - $30.08
S / Heather Navy - $30.08
S / Navy - $30.08
S / Red - $30.08
S / True Royal - $30.08
S / White - $30.08
S / Black Heather - $30.08
S / Heather Forest - $30.08
M / Asphalt - $30.08
M / Athletic Heather - $30.08
M / Black - $30.08
M / Cardinal - $30.08
M / Dark Grey Heather - $30.08
M / Heather Navy - $30.08
M / Navy - $30.08
M / Red - $30.08
M / True Royal - $30.08
M / White - $30.08
M / Black Heather - $30.08
M / Heather Forest - $30.08
M / Military Green - $30.08
L / Asphalt - $30.08
L / Athletic Heather - $30.08
L / Black - $30.08
L / Cardinal - $30.08
L / Dark Grey Heather - $30.08
L / Heather Navy - $30.08
L / Navy - $30.08
L / Red - $30.08
L / True Royal - $30.08
L / White - $30.08
L / Black Heather - $30.08
L / Heather Forest - $30.08
L / Military Green - $30.08
XL / Asphalt - $30.08
XL / Athletic Heather - $30.08
XL / Black - $30.08
XL / Cardinal - $30.08
XL / Dark Grey Heather - $30.08
XL / Heather Navy - $30.08
XL / Navy - $30.08
XL / Red - $30.08
XL / True Royal - $30.08
XL / White - $30.08
XL / Black Heather - $30.08
XL / Heather Forest - $30.08
XL / Military Green - $30.08
2XL / Asphalt - $34.68
2XL / Athletic Heather - $34.68
2XL / Black - $34.68
2XL / Cardinal - $34.68
2XL / Dark Grey Heather - $34.68
2XL / Heather Navy - $34.68
2XL / Navy - $34.68
2XL / Red - $34.68
2XL / True Royal - $34.68
2XL / White - $34.68
2XL / Black Heather - $34.68
2XL / Heather Forest - $34.68
2XL / Military Green - $34.68
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Color
Black
Military Green
Navy
White
Asphalt
Athletic Heather
Cardinal
Dark Grey Heather
Heather Navy
Red
True Royal
Black Heather
Heather Forest
Let's be honest. You didn't lace up for the glory.
You laced up because there's a cold one waiting at the finish line — or maybe a full breakfast, a hot cup of coffee, or just the sweet satisfaction of outrunning your responsibilities. This is the shirt for runners who keep it real. No pretending you love the miles. No fake motivation quotes. Just pure, unfiltered truth printed on premium fabric — because at least your shirt should be honest.
Because "I run for health" is a lie and everyone knows it
Because your running group will immediately understand
Because it pairs perfectly with post-race bacon, eggs, beer, wine, coffee, tea, and rum
Sole Runner® — Wear What You're Really Thinking. 👟
About This Long Sleeve:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Light fabric — 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Retail fit — runs true to size
Tear-away label for all-day comfort
