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I Only Break For Cars, Trucks, Beers, Wines, Coffee, Tea, and Rums: Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Quantity
XS / Black - $18.82
S / Athletic Heather - $18.82
S / Black - $18.82
S / Dark Grey Heather - $18.82
S / Maroon - $18.82
S / Navy - $18.82
S / Pink - $18.82
S / Red - $18.82
S / White - $18.82
S / Heather Peach - $18.82
S / Heather Ice Blue - $18.82
S / Black Heather - $18.82
S / Mauve - $18.82
M / Athletic Heather - $18.82
M / Black - $18.82
M / Dark Grey Heather - $18.82
M / Maroon - $18.82
M / Navy - $18.82
M / Pink - $18.82
M / Red - $18.82
M / White - $18.82
M / Heather Peach - $18.82
M / Heather Ice Blue - $18.82
M / Black Heather - $18.82
M / Mauve - $18.82
L / Athletic Heather - $18.82
L / Black - $18.82
L / Dark Grey Heather - $18.82
L / Maroon - $18.82
L / Navy - $18.82
L / Pink - $18.82
L / Red - $18.82
L / White - $18.82
L / Heather Peach - $18.82
L / Heather Ice Blue - $18.82
L / Black Heather - $18.82
L / Mauve - $18.82
XL / Athletic Heather - $18.82
XL / Black - $18.82
XL / Dark Grey Heather - $18.82
XL / Maroon - $18.82
XL / Navy - $18.82
XL / Pink - $18.82
XL / Red - $18.82
XL / White - $18.82
XL / Heather Peach - $18.82
XL / Heather Ice Blue - $18.82
XL / Black Heather - $18.82
XL / Mauve - $18.82
2XL / Athletic Heather - $23.03
2XL / Black - $23.03
2XL / Dark Grey Heather - $23.03
2XL / Maroon - $23.03
2XL / Navy - $23.03
2XL / Pink - $23.03
2XL / Red - $23.03
2XL / White - $23.03
2XL / Heather Peach - $23.03
2XL / Heather Ice Blue - $23.03
2XL / Black Heather - $23.03
2XL / Mauve - $23.03
3XL / Athletic Heather - $26.87
3XL / Black - $26.87
3XL / White - $26.87
4XL / Black - $31.05
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Color
Black
Athletic Heather
Dark Grey Heather
Maroon
Navy
Pink
Red
White
Heather Peach
Heather Ice Blue
Black Heather
Mauve
Let's be honest. You didn't lace up for the glory.
You laced up because there's a cold one waiting at the finish line — or maybe a full breakfast, a hot cup of coffee, or just the sweet satisfaction of outrunning your responsibilities. This is the shirt for runners who keep it real. No pretending you love the miles. No fake motivation quotes. Just pure, unfiltered truth printed on premium fabric — because at least your shirt should be honest.
Because "I run for health" is a lie and everyone knows it
Because your running group will immediately understand
Because it pairs perfectly with post-race bacon, eggs, beer, wine, coffee, tea, and rum
Sole Runner® — Wear What You're Really Thinking. 👟
About This Tee:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Light fabric — 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Retail fit — runs true to size
Tear-away label for all-day comfort
