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Eat Miles. Spit Ass-Phalt: Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

$31.99
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You don't run the road. You consume it.

The Eat Miles. Spit Ass-Phalt tee is for the runner who doesn't negotiate with distance. Miles are not a challenge — they're a meal. You wake up, lace up, and get to work. The pavement is just the thing between you and the finish line, and you've never met a stretch of road you couldn't handle. Runners, non-runners, people who just survived a brutal week — this one's for anyone who knows what it feels like to chew through something hard and come out the other side still standing.

Wear it on the track. Wear it on the road. Wear it so the asphalt knows what's coming.

Product Details:

  • Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd²
  • Lightweight, breathable fabric — built for movement
  • Crew neck, retail fit
  • Runs true to size
  • Machine washable

Miles eaten. Asphalt spit. Repeat. 👟

FAQ

What sizes do you offer?

Our apparel runs true to size and is available in a range of sizes from XS to 3XL depending on the style. Check the size chart on each product page for exact measurements.

How do I care for my Sole Runner® gear?

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the graphic.

How long does shipping take?

All orders are processed within 2–5 business days. Since products are made to order, your item is printed and fulfilled specifically for you. US shipping takes 5–10 business days after processing. You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.

What is your return policy?

We have a 30-day return policy. Items must be unworn, unused, with tags, and in original packaging. To start a return, contact us at drlaw00@gmail.com. Note: custom printed-on-demand items cannot be returned unless defective or damaged. If there's an issue with your order, we'll make it right.

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