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I Only Break For Cars, Trucks, Beers, Wines, Coffee, Tea, and Rums: Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Quantity
S / Dark Heather - $37.22
S / Maroon - $37.22
S / Navy - $37.22
S / Sport Grey - $37.22
S / White - $37.22
S / Black - $37.22
S / Red - $37.22
S / Royal - $37.22
S / Light Pink - $37.22
S / Sand - $37.22
S / Dark Chocolate - $37.22
S / Light Blue - $37.22
M / Dark Heather - $37.22
M / Maroon - $37.22
M / Navy - $37.22
M / White - $37.22
M / Black - $37.22
M / Red - $37.22
M / Royal - $37.22
M / Light Pink - $37.22
M / Sand - $37.22
M / Dark Chocolate - $37.22
M / Light Blue - $37.22
L / Dark Heather - $37.22
L / Maroon - $37.22
L / Navy - $37.22
L / Sport Grey - $37.22
L / White - $37.22
L / Black - $37.22
L / Red - $37.22
L / Royal - $37.22
L / Light Pink - $37.22
L / Dark Chocolate - $37.22
L / Light Blue - $37.22
XL / Dark Heather - $37.22
XL / Maroon - $37.22
XL / Navy - $37.22
XL / Sport Grey - $37.22
XL / White - $37.22
XL / Black - $37.22
XL / Red - $37.22
XL / Royal - $37.22
XL / Light Pink - $37.22
XL / Sand - $37.22
XL / Dark Chocolate - $37.22
XL / Light Blue - $37.22
2XL / Dark Heather - $40.90
2XL / Maroon - $40.90
2XL / Navy - $40.90
2XL / Sport Grey - $40.90
2XL / White - $40.90
2XL / Black - $40.90
2XL / Red - $40.90
2XL / Royal - $40.90
2XL / Light Pink - $40.90
2XL / Sand - $40.90
2XL / Dark Chocolate - $40.90
2XL / Light Blue - $40.90
3XL / Sport Grey - $43.10
3XL / Black - $43.10
3XL / Red - $43.10
3XL / Royal - $43.10
3XL / Sand - $43.10
4XL / Sport Grey - $43.80
4XL / Black - $43.80
5XL / Sport Grey - $44.03
5XL / Black - $44.03
Size
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Color
Dark Heather
Maroon
Navy
Sport Grey
White
Black
Red
Royal
Light Pink
Sand
Dark Chocolate
Light Blue
Let's be honest. You didn't lace up for the glory.
You laced up because there's a cold one waiting at the finish line — or maybe a full breakfast, a hot cup of coffee, or just the sweet satisfaction of outrunning your responsibilities. This is the hoodie for runners who keep it real. No pretending you love the miles. No fake motivation quotes. Just pure, unfiltered truth — because at least your hoodie should be honest.
Because "I run for health" is a lie and everyone knows it
Because your running group will immediately understand
Because it pairs perfectly with post-race bacon, eggs, beer, wine, coffee, tea, and rum
Sole Runner® — Wear What You're Really Thinking. 👟
About This Hoodie:
50% cotton, 50% polyester — medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
Classic fit with kangaroo pocket
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Ribbed cuffs and hem — runs true to size
